SCANNED
Going to San Francisco on a jet,
looking for the line to be scanned.
Will they see
what my bra is cupping?
Can they tell the color of my thong?
Carry-on has several jiggling flagons,
ready to be tossed
by merciless guard.
Think I'll switch
from cold-blooded scanning.
I'm heading over
to the pat-down line.
Haven't had a boyfriend in a while.
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8 comments:
so funny!!!!!!
Hi Jeane-
Thanks, I needed that!!
You are setting a good example Lyn.Being a thong wearer is environmentally responsible, as it takes less resources to make a thong,than the enormous
'passion killer' bloomers which could be used as a sail on a small boat, that I wear.Good for you and enjoy the pat down:)
Hi Rallentanda-
One could say that I'm environmentally prudent, although your bloomers might be easily converted to a parachute, if need be..
And any pat-down in a storm...
lyn, this is so very funny,
Glad to see you shine with smiles.
Hi Jingle-
Why thank you, Jingle..anything for a laugh!!
Lyn...oh so delighted to hear from you. I have been off the grid a great deal, due to work demands.
I have made a few changes in my online presence. Hopefully that will facilitate better time management for me. Thus, the only real blog I have now, is the Word Games. The writing blog has been turned into a diary. Open for anyone :) to read, but there is no requirement to comment. Of course there is always, email, facebook and twitter! LOL...
I have to say I was delighted to have a good Sunday chuckle. Your work brings to mind "the big girl panties"... :)
Of course, those beauties may get you a whole new type of boyfriend... LOL
Love how you garnered a smile from that image!
Have a great week !
Hi Muse-
Good to hear from you, too..and good luck with your new endeavors..will keep looking in..it is difficult to always be on the ball!!
Glad you liked the giggle!!
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