St.Stimulus Day !

CANDLES ARE BEING BURNED AT BOTH ENDS.
SAINTS AND ANGELS ARE BESIEGED,
AND PRAYERS ARE RARELY
ANSWERED BECAUSE OF THE
PREPONDERANCE OF NEED, GREED,
AND FISCAL PANIC.
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SAINTS WITH LITTLE
RELEVANCE ARE RECEIVING
INAPPLICABLE REQUESTS.
IT'S PAST DUE TO SORT
THINGS OUT, AND ONLY A
BEATIFICATION WILL DO.
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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SAINT,
AND A DAY TO CELEBRATE !
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From the overflow of martyrs who have
hung around celestial realms for centuries,
surely one will emerge with the qualifications
to embody the title of St. Stimulus.
With a day of His (or Her) own. Perhaps
April 14, the day before Tax Day, when
really sincere prayers will be offered.
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The specific task would be to grant
financial revelation and rescue to the
needy. At the same time providing
justifiable austerity to the money addicted.
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A shrine, to be built on the ruins
of a defunct Wall Street bank, will
attract the supplicators and converted.
But donations will be needed.
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A website has been set up.
Just send your lists of wishes,
and spare change to:
St. Stimulus.com
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As a token of appreciation for your
generosity, a small packet containing
a candle, some incense, and a medal,
will be sent to you, with the Saint's blessings.
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This will be known as a Stimulus Package,
in honor of the Saint who grants
a little something to everyone.
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