CANDLES ARE BEING BURNED AT BOTH ENDS.
SAINTS AND ANGELS ARE BESIEGED,
AND PRAYERS ARE RARELY
ANSWERED BECAUSE OF THE
PREPONDERANCE OF NEED, GREED,
AND FISCAL PANIC.
SAINTS WITH LITTLE
RELEVANCE ARE RECEIVING
IT'S PAST DUE TO SORT
THINGS OUT, AND ONLY A
BEATIFICATION WILL DO.
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SAINT,
AND A DAY TO CELEBRATE !
From the overflow of martyrs who have
hung around celestial realms for centuries,
surely one will emerge with the qualifications
to embody the title of St. Stimulus.
With a day of His (or Her) own. Perhaps
April 14, the day before Tax Day, when
really sincere prayers will be offered.
The specific task would be to grant
financial revelation and rescue to the
needy. At the same time providing
justifiable austerity to the money addicted.
A shrine, to be built on the ruins
of a defunct Wall Street bank, will
attract the supplicators and converted.
But donations will be needed.
A website has been set up.
Just send your lists of wishes,
and spare change to:
As a token of appreciation for your
generosity, a small packet containing
a candle, some incense, and a medal,
will be sent to you, with the Saint's blessings.
This will be known as a Stimulus Package,
in honor of the Saint who grants
a little something to everyone.
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