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UNCLE BORIS, WHO WAS GRANDMA LENA'S youngest brother, ran away from home at the age of fourteen and joined the Moscow Circus, first as a sweeper and eventually to become "Fire Eater of the Universe".
He was able to extinguish 55 flaming torches with his mouth in one minute. "No secret", he said. No "cold flame", and no substance in his mouth. Just a very high tolerance to pain. Even though he "placed himself in an altered state", he still was forever tending to blisters on his lips, tongue and throat.
He once brought a lawsuit against "The Great Flambino", for libel, when he was accused of lining his mouth with a secret substance that allowed him to endure keeping a lit torch in his mouth for 51 seconds. Uncle Boris was incensed when the judge dismissed the case after his demonstration, when he tried to "Shoot the Moon", putting out one torch while making the flame jump to another torch.
Unfortunately the flame jumped to the judges robe and quite a commotion ensued. A #5 Extinguisher was produced to douse the flames. It did. But the case was thrown out. Uncle Boris left the courtroom shouting that the "King of the Blow Out", didn't need an extinguisher.
Many years later, here in the U.S., I was lucky to have him perform at my Sweet Sixteen party. Not only did Uncle Boris ignite all the candles at once, but he helped me with my big "Blow Out".
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Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, February 14, 2009
St.Stimulus Day !
CANDLES ARE BEING BURNED AT BOTH ENDS. SAINTS AND ANGELS ARE BESIEGED,
AND PRAYERS ARE RARELY
ANSWERED BECAUSE OF THE
PREPONDERANCE OF NEED, GREED,
AND FISCAL PANIC.
X
SAINTS WITH LITTLE
RELEVANCE ARE RECEIVING
INAPPLICABLE REQUESTS.
IT'S PAST DUE TO SORT
THINGS OUT, AND ONLY A
BEATIFICATION WILL DO.
X
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SAINT,
AND A DAY TO CELEBRATE !
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From the overflow of martyrs who have
hung around celestial realms for centuries,
surely one will emerge with the qualifications
to embody the title of St. Stimulus.
With a day of His (or Her) own. Perhaps
April 14, the day before Tax Day, when
really sincere prayers will be offered.
x
The specific task would be to grant
financial revelation and rescue to the
needy. At the same time providing
justifiable austerity to the money addicted.
x
A shrine, to be built on the ruins
of a defunct Wall Street bank, will
attract the supplicators and converted.
But donations will be needed.
x
A website has been set up.
Just send your lists of wishes,
and spare change to:
St. Stimulus.com
x
As a token of appreciation for your
generosity, a small packet containing
a candle, some incense, and a medal,
will be sent to you, with the Saint's blessings.
x
This will be known as a Stimulus Package,
in honor of the Saint who grants
a little something to everyone.
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