Just about
to have
my breakfast. Bagel/ cream cheese, coffee.
No brainer. Until I go to open the new package of cream
cheese.You know what's coming! Unless you live in a part
of the world that precludes this nerve wracking
self-flagellating ritual.
The big Philly guys have been manufacturing this tiny
torture chamber for lo, a couple of hundred years!
You'd think, wouldn't you? Simpler packaging?
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If you've found a way to open this silver papered package
of cream cheese, without slashing, futile pulling, tearing,
please do a good deed and let me know the secret.
It's a bit too much to ask me to start the opening
process the night before. And it is totally unacceptable
for me to find cream cheese still under my fingernails at
4 o'clock in the afternoon.
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Now, for breakfast.
