MAGPIE/ Prompt #28

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PRELUDE

   Norman Bates fell in love.  Her name was Bonnie.  He tested her name.  What a nice name.  What a nice Mrs. Bates she would make.  Bonnie Bates.  It just rolled off his tongue.  Bonnie Bates.  Not as nice as Mommy's name.  Of course.  Not as nice as Betty Bates.  Of course.  But sort of like part of a song.  Bonnie Bates.  Betty Bates.  His Mom asked him what he was humming.  Just a song I'm making up Mommy, sort of a love song, you know.

   Bonnie was in his senior class and Norman sent her messages that hovered over her head.  Peonies and pierced red hearts, he prayed the powers above would let his love drop into her virgin mind.  Bonnie knew that she would be his bride.  Norman could tell by how she blushed.

   Bonnie came to the Bates Motel.  Norman asked her to wave to Mommy, rocking at the front window.  Dust filtered the view.  There she sat every afternoon.  Her favorite place before the sun went down, and Norman helped her to her room.  But tonight would be different.  Tonight Norman would introduce her to his bride.

   He shifted his weight to open the door, and carried Bonnie across the threshold.  Mommy, he called, I have a surprise for you.

   Heart pounding in anticipation of their honeymoon, Norman had in mind a special treat for his bride.  He hastened up the stairs to prepare a bath for Bonnie Bates.

   Wash away any sins, little Bonnie; he hummed a new part of his song.  He placed her in the bubbles, let her feet rise to the rim, polished her toes like he did Mommy's, and sang the rest of the song.  Bonnie Bates, Bonnie Bates.  Not as nice as Mommy.  Not as nice as Betty Bates.

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Wedding Bells

BITING THE APPLE
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Welcome to the new Wedding Destination of the world!

Here's a loving couple traipsing away from the new Wedding Palace in NYC. A Chapel was created to increase the number of couples who marry at the City Clerk's office.

For a $25. fee, couples can be married in a lavish hall, decorated with chandeliers and marble columns. There is hope at the Mayor's office that the increase of weddings will supplement the diminishing tourist dollars.

Things you can buy, just in case nerves have made you forgetful:

An elastic faux-diamond band for $9.

Flowers? from $4. to $50 for a bouquet.

Hairspray-$4.

Disposable digital camera- $16.25

Tissues- $1.75, in case you'll tear up.

Unfortunately, there isn't an Elvis Chapel. But there's a rumor going round that Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being fitted for a white satin, gold spangled jacket.

The first Bride to be married in the new Chapel said, " This place is really lavish".

The first Groom said, "It's really romantic to me".

Las Vegas- Watch Out!

With thanks to the New York Times, 1/8/09