The Twilight Zone...

I LIKE TO CHECK MY HOROSCOPE in the morning.  Usually I don't get a big laugh out loud moment.  Today is different.

On this date, April 29, 2011, I, an Aries, am warned that I may not realize that I've slipped into the Twilight Zone.  That the various nooks and crannies of my so called life are bent slightly out of shape. 

ahem...I've noticed.  As if I can't tell that I've settled into a parallel world, ever distant at times from the so-called "real world". 

I'm advised by this stunning horoscope to perhaps call on my friends to help me distinguish between my illusions (mostly harmless posturing) and the nitty gritty world that I obviously should get closer to. 

I'm not sure if I'm on the outside looking in, or comfortably reclining on my Lazy Boy, happily looking out.  I hope that tomorrow will, horoscopically speaking, signal to me that it's safe out there, and that I can bid farewell to The Twilight Zone.

Friends, I know that your down to earth qualities will come to my aid when you see me tottering too close to this edge or that. When you see that I need help, please...Help!

CHOCLAT SIN...#14

  It has recently been discovered that certain previously unknown cosmic patterns in the Mayan Zodiac have come to light.  We are informed that in addition to the stars, moon, sun, and Chinese horoscope, we now can add the Sign of Chocolate.  Needless to say, a huge mystery about myself has been solved...seems I was born under the conjunction of the Sun, Mars, and Chocolate!  Explains a lot!!

Traits of those born under the Sign of Chocolate are risk taking,(especially racing for the last piece of chocolate in the box).  We are motivated to use chocolate to solve everything, and are quick to respond to the chocolate needs of others.  Our eagerness to please is based on our complex intensity, similar in structure and DNA to chocolate.

If so endowed, do be helpful to the chocolate deprived, who will thank you for helping them to understand that witholding and yearning are not solutions that lead to mind/body fulfillment.  You will be thanked for your commitment, truth, and humility.  

I've posted lots of yummy "choclate sins" in the past..this week, in honor of the novices among us, let's just do one truffle at a time..remember...

Chocolate loves you!!

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